Life is hardly a movie, girl.
Most of the time, I think, if my life was a movie, probably it will not hit the box office. Why? Because, there are less adrenaline rush moment in it. To make one, I wish I have a good tough legs to climb the cloud-grazing mountain and scream on the top of my lungs until my voice going to berserk. And then running down with no string attached with an unbelievable velocity.
I bet, Tom Cruise can never did that!
Or, I can rob someones heart for a romance movie-type. I will make him falls for me by all ways and he end up saying, "Will you marry me?" Then I'll say "I do...not want you!" And straightly go home, leaving him behind with a knee on the ground and hands held up a box of ring. To make it more dramatically, I'll splash his face with water by the lake - full with algae and something nasty.
Owh, my. This has nothing to do with romance. Okay. I know, I know. Rewind back!!
I said 'I do' and suddenly my father came with a gun, maybe M16, wanting badly to shoot him (and me tragically) over and over until there's no form of human that can be traced.
Okay. I know, I did it again. I overdid the story right? Can we just skip the romance stuff? Coz, it is really not the type that I can handle, perfectly.
So, let's see...Owh yeah! A comedy one! Hmm..I do comedy. Maybe I can be a joker in a big castle? Daily, I will come by and tickling the King's belly with a lot of jokes until the King died from laughter. The King before died, had inherited me his wealth so thus his kingdom. I'm ruling the kingdom with no tirany involved.Then, suddenly a beautiful, handsome guy came by and claimed he's the only son of the deceased King. Because of the hard-to-resist face of him, I made him my servant. The laundry, dishes and all the chores, he did it without any complain. Out of the blue, when he's on duty, I found out that he's too much burdened by the chores (yela..because of the BIG castle, kesian pulak), so me as the King of the castle, took him as the Queen. Eh? Does it sounds weird? Ahh..pedulik laaa..And we live happily ever after. Owh baru perasan. This is not even a comedy!!!!
Owh! The motivational movie sounds convincing! Okay, here's the catch. Me as a coach of basket ball team. One of the guys from the team gave up his chance to be in that team because he wants his weak-yet-so-not-worth-a-penny-brother to be scooped into the team because the preliminary is so strict. The sick boy always want to be included in every single things that his brother's in. I don't know why this is happening, maybe because the sick boy has the inferior + jealousy covered up his head. So, what I did to manage the boys? Hmm...I trained the team+sick boy (openly) and also the healthy but pity boy (secretly). I trained them hard. Then, in a real tournament, suddenly the sick boy collapsed and die right away on the court. And my team desperately needs someone to replace the corpse player. I pledged the umpires to accept the healthy boy with anything that a coach can do; kneeing, crying, dancing (?), singing (??). At last, the umpires agreed with the replacement. Then, the healthy boy played well enough to make his team a champion for that year. The end.
Ohoooo!! With that, I can snatch the Oscar Award Trophy away from Sandra Bullock.
Okay, gotta go. I have to read Food Law and Safety notes for tomorrow's test! See ya on the next entry! Bubye~
I bet, Tom Cruise can never did that!
Or, I can rob someones heart for a romance movie-type. I will make him falls for me by all ways and he end up saying, "Will you marry me?" Then I'll say "I do...not want you!" And straightly go home, leaving him behind with a knee on the ground and hands held up a box of ring. To make it more dramatically, I'll splash his face with water by the lake - full with algae and something nasty.
Owh, my. This has nothing to do with romance. Okay. I know, I know. Rewind back!!
I said 'I do' and suddenly my father came with a gun, maybe M16, wanting badly to shoot him (and me tragically) over and over until there's no form of human that can be traced.
Okay. I know, I did it again. I overdid the story right? Can we just skip the romance stuff? Coz, it is really not the type that I can handle, perfectly.
So, let's see...Owh yeah! A comedy one! Hmm..I do comedy. Maybe I can be a joker in a big castle? Daily, I will come by and tickling the King's belly with a lot of jokes until the King died from laughter. The King before died, had inherited me his wealth so thus his kingdom. I'm ruling the kingdom with no tirany involved.Then, suddenly a beautiful, handsome guy came by and claimed he's the only son of the deceased King. Because of the hard-to-resist face of him, I made him my servant. The laundry, dishes and all the chores, he did it without any complain. Out of the blue, when he's on duty, I found out that he's too much burdened by the chores (yela..because of the BIG castle, kesian pulak), so me as the King of the castle, took him as the Queen. Eh? Does it sounds weird? Ahh..pedulik laaa..And we live happily ever after. Owh baru perasan. This is not even a comedy!!!!
Owh! The motivational movie sounds convincing! Okay, here's the catch. Me as a coach of basket ball team. One of the guys from the team gave up his chance to be in that team because he wants his weak-yet-so-not-worth-a-penny-brother to be scooped into the team because the preliminary is so strict. The sick boy always want to be included in every single things that his brother's in. I don't know why this is happening, maybe because the sick boy has the inferior + jealousy covered up his head. So, what I did to manage the boys? Hmm...I trained the team+sick boy (openly) and also the healthy but pity boy (secretly). I trained them hard. Then, in a real tournament, suddenly the sick boy collapsed and die right away on the court. And my team desperately needs someone to replace the corpse player. I pledged the umpires to accept the healthy boy with anything that a coach can do; kneeing, crying, dancing (?), singing (??). At last, the umpires agreed with the replacement. Then, the healthy boy played well enough to make his team a champion for that year. The end.
Ohoooo!! With that, I can snatch the Oscar Award Trophy away from Sandra Bullock.
Okay, gotta go. I have to read Food Law and Safety notes for tomorrow's test! See ya on the next entry! Bubye~
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